Your name or preferred nickname:
Subject of this inquisition:
Return Email address (VERY important):
Does Bob Denver know you are raiding his closet?
Have you stopped beating your wife?
In 500 words or less, explain the Grand Unified Theory as it pertains
to atomic molecular interaction and the interrelationship of planetary
(Spelling will count towards the final grade)
What kind of cat do you prefer, lemon-pepper or deep fried?
What is your Social Security Number?
(Don't worry, I won't tell anyone...)
What is your burglar alarm access code?
Enter your credit card number:
(Visa and Mastercard prefered)
What is your Hotmail password?
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